The Cautionary Whales

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Notes It is not a positive thing

To find out that you made out with two people in one night. Especially when you find out because one of them created a Whatsapp-group called “Triangle” in hopes of initiating a threesome.

The dangers of alcohol. You have been warned.

#threesome #facepalm #whatsapp
Text Deadlines? Important decisions? Appointments?

Just say no, and stay here for an hour: http://hristu.net/

#lama #procrastination #bad advice
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Oh Betty. Preachin’ to the choir.
(Source: m4rkerr, via gifpeanutbutter)

#spirit animal #betty white #alcoholism
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coz im learnin.
(Source: ohhayemmie)
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Oh Caroline. Spirit Animal.
(via fuckyeahkatdenningsdaily)

#ari graynor #spirit animal #caroline
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"EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH VODKA AND CAPSLOCK"

Yas while weighing various movie and life decision options for a Sunday night.

LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.

#VODKA #CAPSLOCK #LIFE DECISIONS #BAD EXAMPLE
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"To me tumblr is an awesome bubble world in which everything is daisies and unicorns."

Yas on why Tumblr is a wonderfully anonymous universe.
Link We may not be pregnant. But we'll damn well serve as a warning.